booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via nahshaw)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via nahshaw)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via nahshaw)

somefancyname:

I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.

(via lipsmade0fcandy)

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

(via lostandfoundout)

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

(via wafflel0ver)